So, I get this call from an acquaintance of mine. I speak to her frequently and she has spent the past year breaking from a painful and abusive relationship, although she still communicates with her exboyfriend. He is an alcoholic, cokehead, narcissistic, sociopath, but other than that he's a complete asshole.
Soooo.....I have been laughing all week over the following conversation.
Her: So he's drunk, naturally, and he tells me, "You know, sometimes, a guy lets another guy suck his dick, you know, because he needs the money..." and I say, "What? NO they don't. People don't do that, JUST because they need the money..."
Me: (laughing) "well, apparently SOME people do."
Her: Well, then he goes on to tell me that he's slept with over 350 women in his lifetime. 350 WOMEN!!
Me: He says he's slept with 350 women and that's an impressive number.
But he sucks ONE dick....Guess which number is now more impressive?
Thank you...Thank you...I'll be here all week.
So This Is Christmas
5 weeks ago
2 comments:
Wow. He beat me in BOTH categories.
I agree with you, though. People do not do that. I've spent my whole life having conversations with other men, and I don't recall dick sucking ever being broached. Maybe I've been hanging out with the wrong men?
Hilarious!
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