So, I get this call from an acquaintance of mine. I speak to her frequently and she has spent the past year breaking from a painful and abusive relationship, although she still communicates with her exboyfriend. He is an alcoholic, cokehead, narcissistic, sociopath, but other than that he's a complete asshole.
Soooo.....I have been laughing all week over the following conversation.
Her: So he's drunk, naturally, and he tells me, "You know, sometimes, a guy lets another guy suck his dick, you know, because he needs the money..." and I say, "What? NO they don't. People don't do that, JUST because they need the money..."
Me: (laughing) "well, apparently SOME people do."
Her: Well, then he goes on to tell me that he's slept with over 350 women in his lifetime. 350 WOMEN!!
Me: He says he's slept with 350 women and that's an impressive number.
But he sucks ONE dick....Guess which number is now more impressive?
Thank you...Thank you...I'll be here all week.
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1 day ago
2 comments:
Wow. He beat me in BOTH categories.
I agree with you, though. People do not do that. I've spent my whole life having conversations with other men, and I don't recall dick sucking ever being broached. Maybe I've been hanging out with the wrong men?
Hilarious!
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